Internet specimen / No. 001
ANONYMOUSAPE
Just a paper bag, a phone, and $ZFONE.
ANONYMOUS APEONFONE
EST. SOMEWHERE ON THE INTERNET / STATUS: TYPING...
EST. SOMEWHERE ON THE INTERNET / STATUS: TYPING...
FIG. 01 / ANON IN ITS NATURAL HABITAT
01 / IdentityREDACTED
02 / Current moodONLINE
03 / Weapon of choiceONE PHONE
04 / Ticker$ZFONE
01 / THE CASE FILE
WHO'S
BEHIND
THE BAG?
Nobody knows. Nobody needs to. The ape saw the internet, put a bag over its head, and kept scrolling. A very normal origin story.
SUBJECT DATA / 001◉ ARCHIVED
AliasAnonymous Apeonfone
Ticker$ZFONE
SpeciesTerminally online ape
FaceCLASSIFIED
Last seenOn the phone. Again.
MissionKeep the bag on.
02 / THE TERMINAL$ZFONE ☎
CHECK THE
SIGNAL.
03 / PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT☎☎☎
PUT THE
BAG ON.
KEEP THE
PHONE ON.
A tiny corner of the internet for everyone who has ever been on their phone a little too long.